GORG-2000 the Assimilator

GORG's splash screen.

GORG-2000 the Assimilator is a boss that can be encountered and fought in PickCrafter. Defeating her earns the player Lil' GORG 1000s, and one point towards the GORG Trophy.

Strategy

GORG cannot be attacked directly. She floats around the arena and places mechanized Creeps below her one at at time. The Creep walks toward the screen, and explodes when it comes close, distorting the screen like it's shattered for a few seconds. Tapping a Creep explodes it early, damaging GORG if she's too close.

At about 1/3 health remaining, GORG will move faster and place 3 Creeps at a time.

Quotes

Intro

* Power on!

* Welcome your new CUTE overlords!

* Asimov's laws cannot holdback THIS!

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* Batteries NOT included!

* Ya feeling lucky, punk?

Hit

• CLANK! owwwwwiee!

* My ciRcUTS! nO!O!!

* YIKES!

* I'm leaking!

Death

* Why do I even feel pain!?

* Why was I programmed to feel pain?!

* Noooo, nononono NO!

End

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* I am NOT sorry!

* I'm too pretty to die!

* *beep* leaking super code: gorgLife2

* *bloop* reveal *beep* code *glitch* sassyRobot7

Heal

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* Healsies!

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* Sweet life juice!

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* I'm on a roll!

Angry

* Now i'm ANGRY!

* ACTIVATE OVERCLOCK

* FULL POWER!

Secret (If you tap anywhere in splash screen)

* HEY, I LOVE YOU. DO YOU? COOL!

Trivia

GORG's alternate splash screen

• GORG is referred to using feminine pronouns in a post on PickCrafter's official FaceBook Page.
• Rarely, when encountered, GORG will have a more sinister face on her splash screen.
• GORG appears to be based on Flowey from the PC game Undertale. They have similar facial expressions and personalities.
• GORG has two AMP codes she can reveal when defeated.